I said please. Put it on the record.

I Said Please, Remember That from AI Is Going To Kill You is a robot humor tee for someone who finds the idea of being politely remembered by a machine funny. The brand's product story introduces a cheerful robot with a flower and an excellent memory for manners. The mood is friendly. The implications are doing their own thing.

A small courtesy. A very large hypothetical.

The joke turns an ordinary habit—saying please—into a wildly disproportionate precaution. Instead of a stark warning, it offers a cheerful little request: if anything happens, let the record show you were pleasant. That mismatch gives the design its personality.

This is satire, not a claim that politeness makes an AI system safer, guarantees favorable treatment, or changes how a service retains your conversations. You can appreciate the joke whether you actually thank chatbots or simply enjoy watching other people do it.

Choose the tone you want to wear

This design is a starting point for a person who prefers absurd robot humor over an uncompromising warning. It can also make sense as a gift when you already know the recipient enjoys the “please remember I was nice” joke. If their taste is harder to read, look at the kinds of graphics and wording they already wear.

For a warmer retro aesthetic, compare Retro Prophecy. For a drier tech punchline, consider Famous Last Prompt. The right choice is the one they will want to put on repeatedly, rather than the one with the most elaborate explanation.

Keep the outfit as uncomplicated as the courtesy

• Everyday: pair the tee with simple jeans and familiar sneakers.
• Layered: use an open overshirt so the central graphic remains visible.
• Quiet: keep the rest of the outfit in solid colors and let the robot do the talking.

The listing describes a relaxed-fit Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed tee made from 100% ring-spun cotton. Before choosing a size, compare the width and length in its size guide with a shirt you already like. Browse the actual color variants to see the artwork on your preferred background; a color name alone cannot show that contrast.

For a gift, check the recipient's fit preference and the store's current delivery and return information. We recommend manners. We do not recommend guessing at shirt sizes.

View I Said Please, Remember That and choose your size, or explore the collection of shirts for your preferred level of technological unease.