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for the end times.

The designs / 3 min read

Retro Prophecy: dress like the future is history

Seventies color. Modern dread. Meet Retro Prophecy, and find three easy ways to wear its orange-and-mustard graphic.

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Gift guides / 3 min read

A gift for your favorite AI pessimist

Choose an AI humor shirt by the recipient's kind of joke, then check the fit. A practical guide to three different flavors of techno...

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Style guides / 3 min read

How to wear a graphic tee without overthinking it

One statement shirt, three uncomplicated outfits. Style This Is Probably Fine with everyday pieces and let the joke do the talking.

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Style guides / 3 min read

Find your fit. Keep your shirt. Survive laundry day.

A practical fit-and-care guide for the Comfort Colors 1717 tee used for Company Man: compare garment measurements, wash cold, and ke...

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The designs / 3 min read

I said please. Put it on the record.

A cheerful robot, a flower, and a very specific request for the record. Meet the shirt for anyone whose chatbot conversations includ...

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